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Hi, my name is Heinrich, Joseph, Nest - but you can call me Master. If you are looking for a guy to spend the rest of eternity with, give me a scream. Call: 0-8-00 - BATMAN

Do you want to name the stars?  I can take you to them! I will warn you, I've been burned in the past.  Please be gentle with me. Call: 0-8-00 INSANE

Do you like being sent flowers? Believe me baby, I will be so good to you, it'll drive you crazy. Call: 0-8-00 FLUFFY BUNNY

Do you like your girls bad? 'cos Im just waiting for you to bust me out of my cell. I'm into body swapping and older men, if you think you can handle me, give me a call Call: 0-8-00 SKANKY-HO

S/W/M Looking for a soulmate. I like chicks with blond hair and self obsessed attitudes.  The ability to turn a zippy cartwheel is a bounus. Call: 0-8-00 RANDY

Hey there, you can call me Dick, on account of my large snake! If its fun your after, then look no further.  I like to go out with a big bang Call: 0-8-00 BIG DADDY

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