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  • Click the dare ya guestbook, or not.. cock.

  • so hull has a girlfriend?

  • its been a while. another year over and stuff like that. i know the only people who read this are zan and grimmer so ill pretend to be barry the lovable rogue so we've added 50% to the viewers. yay.
    Lets see 2003. ermm nope, can't really remember any of it. i think on average it was about 12 and sometimes 13.

  • OK PHIL. YOU HAPPY NOW? THE CAMPING PHOTOS ARE UP.

  • way hey. photos. look, were just like jonny. wooo. ermm, yeh.
    20.04.03 - bike ride
    30.05.03 - on a bridge?
    01.06.03 - lenton pub crawl
    07.06.03 - camping trip to hope
    to be continued...

  • the bible is nice yeah its better than the old one, like we're better then jesus.

  • searching for baby pigeons or something? i think ive really lost the plot.

  • this page is under construction.

  • zandrew would not like to introduce you to sick mark. he's really sick. so he writes things which are sick. mmm, yeh.

  • ever wondered where zan's spent the firt year of uni education? no? well fuck off.

  • ever wondered where grim (the andrew part of zandrew) spent the firt year of uni education? yes? well so have i, if anyone knows where the hell i was for the last 12 months that would be grand. but i think i went to Amsterdam at some point.

  • look at this old guestbook we found that mel seems to dominate. woo. yeh.

  • i thought id update this now because i can see pretty shapes and that. fear and loathing is a good filim and all the words are looking at me. my main suggestion is to get th eold version of msn messenger to communications from here coz its really good and old and non-emotionalistic and that. the nnum lock is on for your own protection. i love the lines. thank you for the hamsper.

  • after running a "googlism" on zandrew it came up with the obvious result:
    zandrew is quite interested in hosting an event in rochester
    now let me see.... WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Often insulted? Things looking bleak? Well look no further, zandrew have produced a guide to responding to those all too common day to day insults called the complete guide to insult response management course based on their lifetime worth of insult recieving experience.

  • Life is full of annoying people (like the french) and you too can be part of this great heratage. just take zandrew's great advice and read general annoyance, nothing to do with the war (not a delicious pun)

  • What i learn't today from childrens cartoons:
    a bunny is more fun than money.

  • shhh dont tell anyone about the super hidden page. oh fuck.


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