| Hey, yeah it's me, Itey. Ya know...from Newsies? Wait...what am I sayin'? A course ya know...yer all prolly from dat...whatcha call it? Newsie Mailin' List...Anyways...I'se supposed ta tell ya a little 'bout meself...So me name is Itey...an' I'se Quipstah's sidekick (actually she's my sidekick she jest don't know it). I live heah in da closet...wid me pant collection! I gotta stay in da closet ta protect dem. Yeah, dat's right, I steal pants...sorta a hobby I guess ya could call it...usually da people are still wearin' dem when I steal 'em...I'se got helpahs in me crusade ta have all da pants in da world...Me foist helpah is Swify (Tune's Sidekick) an' I taught him good 'cept sometimes he steals shirts too...ain't nothin' wrong wid dat I guess, doh. I'se also got me penguins...dey're da penguins dat Quip an' I got fer da circus we'se startin'...Herman da Walrus...he don't steal pants so much but we still love him. Oh, yeah, Quip an' I are startin' a circus..we got everythin' we need! Da penguins, da walrus an' da clown **points and laughs at Quipster** **gets hit over the head** **Quipster laughs happily** Not da point...Let's see what else...Oh yeah, some people call me a spy...an' I ain't sayin' der right ('cause I can't cause if people knew dat I was a spy den dey wouldn't tell me infermation dat I can give ta da Delancys) but I ain't sayin' she's wrong eithah (you know who ya are Quirky...an' if people start believin' ya...well...Jake's eyelessness ain't gunna be his only problem...) An' dat's pretty much me! Da quiet, nice, sweet **Quipster yells "CONCEITED"** **Itey smirks** Dat too...Sooo now ya can go see all da stuff down der dat's imporant ta me! WAAAAIT NOOOO!! I almost fergot me suspendahs! Me suspendahs are da love a me life...can't go nowhere wid out dem...Gotta have somethin' ta chew on...Now I'm done! |
