| Yes, it is me, the half naked bunny...I mean Davie...Annnyways...Quipster says I must tell you about myself or else I don't get any carrots..sooo...Let's see...I was thrown in here by **thinks** Stress I think...I don't quite remember...we shall blame it on Stress since that is something she would do anyway...And so there I was sitting in Quipster's room while Crutchy was chasing her all over and she was freaking out...(Crutchy was thrown in her house to by angry fan fic readers when they she didn't write fast enough) Well, Quip finally got rid of Crutchy but then hung on to me and put me in a cage because her friend, Squibbly, is like obsessed with me. So, she, being the kind-hearted **rolls eyes to show he is being sarcastic** person that she is allows me to stay in the cage, and then gives me to Squibbly to cheer her up every once in awhile...for I am the half naked Davie and can cheer Squibbly up...And if I do a good job then I get carrots!! **pauses to think about the savory deliciousness that is carrots** And she doesn't threaten me with blue...BLUE IS EVIL!! Sometimes Squibbly and I hang out in a corner in Quipster's basement...but Quipster doesn't let me out much because I terrorize her with my bunnyish ways. There, now I'm done...**looks at Quipster** GIVBE ME THE FUCKING CARROTS!! |
