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| An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam's always wanted a pair of Authentic Cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys them. He wears them home, walking proudly. |
| He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different Bessie?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." |
| Sam says, excitedly, "Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope." |
| Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, then walks back in the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" |
| Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." |
| Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know WHY it's hanging down Bessie? It's hanging down cuz it's lookin at my new BOOTS!" to which Bessie replies............ |
| "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat." |
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