Dear Lord

       DEAR LORD:
     SO FAR TODAY, I AM DOING ALL RIGHT.
   I HAVE NOT GOSSIPED, LOST MY TEMPER,
BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH ,
OR SELF-INDULGENT.

I HAVE NOT WHINED, CURSED OR EATEN ANY CHOCOLATE.

    HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO GET OUT OF BED IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WILL NEED A LOT MORE HELP AFTER THAT!