| TOW George Stephanopolus |
| "Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...oh and bigger boobs!"-Phoebe "Look, look, I have elbows!"-Phoebe to Monica "Oh wait, she's walking across the floor...she's walking....she's walking...she's going for the pizza [Yelling] Hey, that's not for you bitch!"-Phoebe "Thanks, but I'm okay, really, I've got magic beans"-Rachel "Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!"-Monica Rachel: Phoebe? Do you have a plan? Phoebe: I don't even have a pla. "Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"-Rachel Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first...consumated our physical relationship. Sex...You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that! Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why? "Oh, ooo and I brought Operation. But, um, I lost the Tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!"-Phoebe Rachel: Uh, Phoebe? Who's George Snuffleupagus? Phoebe: That's Big Bird's Friend. Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? Ross: A little louder, okay?I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA-- who didn't hear you. "They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay...they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well let's see, the FICA guys took my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you tell them I'm okay, okay?"-Rachel |