| TOW The East German Laundry Detergent |
| "Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know?I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike or, I don't know"-Phoebe "Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use, like, one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?"-Rachel Monica: [looking out the window] Oh God help us! Joey: What? Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitche tile. Eww. Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part. Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal. Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam---a bra right out of the sleeve! All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right? Rachel: Oh come on! You guys can pee standing up. Chandler: We can? Okay, I'm trying' that. Joey: All right, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me. Phoebe: Oh, okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and then not even care. Ross: Multiple orgasms! Phoebe: Whats the matter? Why so scrunchy? Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. Ross: That guy, burns me up. Rachel: Yeah, well,it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me "young lady" Chandler: Oh I hate when my father calls me that. Monica: Did he give you that whole "you're not up to this" thing again? Rachel: Oh yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "you'll never make it on your own" Phoebe: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ross: So, uh Rachel? What are you, uh, what're you doing tonight? Rachel: Oh, big glamour night: Me and Monica at Laundorama. Ross: Oh, you, uh, you wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? Rachel: Who? Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us. Chandler: Yeah, it's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies. Phoebe: Ew, I dont want to do that. Rachel: Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Rachel: Oh, everything's pink. Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, don't be upset, it could happen to anyone. Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmellow peep. "What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this."-Phoebe [regarding Rachel's pink clothes] Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it. Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard,you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note. |