| TOW The Butt |
| Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and... Rachel: Oh Joey, you know what? No one is gonna be able to tell. Joey: My mom will. Chandler: There's something so sweet...and disturbing about that. "If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...but then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help!"-Monica Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy pour spout. Monica: Why would someone do that?!...One might wonder. "The exclamation point in the title scares me. You know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!"-Phoebe Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! Phoebe: Based on this play?...Based on this play! Rachel: Ta-daaaaaa! Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that. Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for. Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood.... Monica: Stop it! Oh my God. It's true! Who am I? Ross: Monica, you're Mom. Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific. It's, y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: No, you're right, you're right, it is. So you gonna invite us all to the big opening? Joey: I need to borrow some moisturizer. Monica: For what? Joey: Whadda ya think? Today's the big day! Monica: Okay. Go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there. |