| "Pants and a sweater....why mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? Okay."-Monica Ross: So, um....where did Paolo come from? Rachel: Oh, Italy, I think. Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives. Monica: Okay, I'll go. Okay....senior year of college...on a pool table. Everyone: Whoa! Ross: That's my sister. Joey: Okay, my weirdest place would have to be...the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library. Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library? Ross: Pheebs, what about you? Phoebe: Oh...Milwaukee. Rachel: Um...Ross? Ross: Disneyland 1989. "It's a Small World After All." The ride broke down. So Carol and I went behind a couple of mechanical Dutch children. Then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom Phoebe: Oh! Rachel? Rachel: Oh come on, I already went. Monica: You did not go! Everyone: Come on! Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be...oh, the foot of the bed. Ross: Step back! Joey: We have a winner! Joey: It's never gonna happen. Ross: What? Joey: You and Rachel. Ross: Wha...whatta...what? Why not? Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone. Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone. Joey: Ross, you're the mayor of the zone! Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park. Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line. Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldb't even kiss me on the miniature golf course. Ross: Come on. Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us. Ross: [sarcastically] And you didn't marry him because....? Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of... Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. Rachel: Yeah right. Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of....burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and....well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion....thing, there's all that other good stuff. Rachel: [sighs] OK Ross: But, um...I don't think that's going to be you. Rachel: You don't. Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see...big passion in your future. Rachel: Really? Ross: Mmmm. Rachel: You do? Ross: I do. Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great |
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