| TOW The Monkey |
| "I think that bitch cracked my tooth"-Rachel Ross: "That thing"? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something. If I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home? Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. Ross: He was more embarrassed about that than anyone, okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened... Ross: That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi? Monica: No. No, I don't. Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him? Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab. Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? Phoebe: So, you guys--I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman. Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman. Joey: Aw, I didn't get the job. Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year! Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political. Monica: So what are you gonna be? Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face you know? Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey....are you okay? Where...where's Paolo? Rachel: Rome! Jerk missed his flight! Phoebe: And then your face exploded? |