| TOW The Boobies |
| Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies. Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice. Chandler: Okay....rock....hard place....me "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing!"-Rachel Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better! Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good! Ross: What...what were you doing seeing her boobies? Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. Ross: All right, all right. We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think you're gonna have to show her your peepee. Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening? Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat. Chandler: Well, I'm not showing you my tat. Chandler: Hey Kicky, what are you doing? Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleepin my underwear. Chandler: Well, you're gonna. "If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after twenty year olds or....I'll end up like my mom"-Chandler "Hey I always liked 'bazoombas.' Gives them a Latin spin"-Monica |