| TOW The Stoned Guy |
| "Bzzz..I love you Ross"-Rachel [trying to make a sound like a bug] "Mon, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around"-Rachel Phoebe: Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja? Rachel: Ok, ok. I'm with ya, Cheech. "So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises."-Monica Steve: Well then you can't have any. [she grabs for the package and it breaks open. gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table] Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. [he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl] Hello fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O...save yourself! [mimicking the bears] "Help me! I'm drowning! Help!" Monica: That's it! Dinner is over! Monica: But you see, it's just....this night has to go perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a...professional waitress. Rachel: Oh! I see. Yes, and I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics. Phoebe: In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. Rachel: What? Phoebe: Smoked a joint. You know, lit a bone. Weed, Hemp, Ganja. Rachel: Okay, okay. I'm with you, Cheech. Chandler: You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. Ross: Ah, the lesser-know "I don't have a dream" speech. Rachel: That meeting with that guy went great? Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this cute little place on 10th street. It's not too big, not too small, just right. Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood? Joey: Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free. Ross: Okay. Hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma. Rachel: So what are you guys gonna do? Ross: Oh I just thought we'd go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey. Chandler: And he's not speaking methaphorically. |