TOW The Two Parts
-Part 2-
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh, I love you. Insurance?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.

Rachel: I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
Monica: We both do that!

[on the phone with Rachel's dad, pretending to be Rachel] "Dad, remember in freshmen year? Well, Billy Drescen and I had sex on your bed."-Monica

Phoebe: Is he all right?
Ross: Yeah. The doctor got the "k" out. He also found an "m" and an "o"
Chandler: We think he was trying to spell out "monkey."

Joey: I'm taking out Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Woa....what about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight.
Joey: Oh, man! What're the odds of that happening?
Ross: You take your time.

Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Chandler& Joey: That's nice.
Ross: No, no. With him. I'm on this field, and they....they hike me the baby. And I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Ross: Right, but it is just me and the baby,so I'm thinkin' they can take us.