| TOW The Poker |
| "I have got your money, and you'll never see it, and your fly's still open...ha I made you look!"-Rachel Rachel: Oh, I beg to differe. The Pictionary incident? Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand. Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics? Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for. Ross: Rach, did you proofread these? Rachel: Uh...yeah, why? Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent computer skills. Rachel: Oh My God! Oh, do you think it's on all of them? Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want? Phoebe: Okay, I just need two. The, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs. Ross: No, uh, Pheebs? You can't....you can't do... Rachel: Oh wait, I have the ten of spades. Here, you want it. Ross: No,no. Uh, no, see, uh, you...you can't do that. Rachel: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay, I don't need them. I'm going for fours. Chandler: Rach, Rache, we gotta settle. Rachel: Settle what? Chandler: The...Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land so... Rachel: So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all your friends. Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less. Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross is being? Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. Phoebe: ha, ha, ha. Monica: What? Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black. Rachel: Oh I got an interview! I got an interview! Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where? Rachel: Sak's Fifth Avenue! Monica: Oh Rachel! Phoebe: Oh, it's like the mothership calling you home. Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what! Chandler: Um, ok, the....the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident? Phoebe: All right, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed. Joey: What? Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it. Chandler: That's all right, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie. Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen. Rachel: Mm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Oo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves....forever. Rachel: Hmm...kinda stepped on my point there, Mon. "Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face."-Joey Rachel: Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red...little veins popping out on your temple.. Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants. Rachel:So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends. Ross: Yeah. Chandler: I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself but they cost a little less "You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last time you have and you will hate yourselves forever"-Monica |