| TOW The Monkey Gets Away |
| "Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and, uh....oh, wait, there's one more, um....Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?"-Rachel Luisa: Okay, are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal? Phoebe: Oh my God, you'd put that poor little creature in jail? Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time! "Marcel, bring me the rice, come on. Bring me the rice. Come on. Good boy, good boy. Come here, gimme the rice. Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between, "bring me the," and "pee in the"-Ross Ross: Alright, I've gotta go. Come on, Marcel! Come on, we're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, are't we? Yes we are. Chandler: They're still just friends, right? Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. You know, it's just gonna be the two of us; she spent all day taking care of my monkey. Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey. Ross: Anyway, y'know, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her. Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used. Joey: All right, all right. You're a monkey; you're loose in the city. Where do you go? Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the tourtisty things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room. "Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea"-Phoebe Ross: Alright, I want my monkey. Luisa: No! Rachel: Oh, come on, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, Prom Queen. Ross: You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't have been fat! |