| TOW The Evil Orthodontist |
| "Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!"-Rachel Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? [the girls make disgusted noises] It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? [to the guys] I'm right, right? Joey & Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle. Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. Mindy: I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor. Rachel: And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba. Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty. Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor,all right? He's got to be, like, the toughest snack there is. Ross: I don't know, you don't want to mess with corn nuts. They're crazy. Phoebe: Call her! Stop being so testeroney! Chandler: Which is, by the way, the real San Francisco treat. Chandler: I got her machine. Joey: Her answering machine? Chandler: No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up. Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff. Monica: What kind fo stuff? Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff; but, like, when I'm looking naked. Phoebe: You cook naked? Joey: Yeah. Toast, oatmeal....nothing that spatters. Joey: He's back! The peeper's back! Get down! Rachel: Get down? Chandler: And boogie! Mindy: I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him. Rachel: What are you talking about? Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock! |