| TOW The Fake Monica |
| Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought. Monica: Still...it's just such reckless spending. Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind. Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. Monica: That's me. Rachel: Marcel! Bad monkey! Ross: What? Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. Teacher: Well, that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me. Monica: Why don't I just take off all my clothes and have a nightmare. Woman: Hi. I'm Monica. Monica: Oh Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo-nana. Woman: [Fake Monica] Monana? Monica: Yeah. It's Dutch. Rachel: Monica? Monica! Monica: Water rules! Rachel: Work called today. Are you going in? Monica: Nope! I'm going to the BIg Apple Circus Today! "Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, you know, something to do on the plane"-Rachel |