| TOW The Ick Factor |
| Ross: Why...why...why would your dream that? Chandler: More importantly, was I any good? Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good. Chandler: Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table. Ross: I love it when we share. Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconcious. Phoebe: Can you see me operating a drill press? Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing? Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press? Phoebe: Just for some short-term work. You know, until I get some of my massage clients back. Chandler: Pirates again? Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just such a dummie. I tuaght this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop" and they are. Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick! They're still extinct!" Chandler: They do me? Phoebe: You know, like....uh, okay "Could that report BE any later?" Chandler: I don't sound like that. Ross: Oh, oh Chandler... Joey: Yeah, you do. Ross: "The hills are alive with the sound OF music" Joey: My scones! Phoebe, Ross, Joey: My scones! Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so NOT true. That is so NOT...that is SO not..Oh, shut up! Ethan: Uh, before we get into any staying-over stuff, there is something you should know. Monica: Okay, is this like, "I have an early class tomorrow," or, "I'm secretly married to a goat." Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore? Monica: No. You know, sometimes just....things doesn't work out. Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym. Phoebe: Oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people. Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me. Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza! Rachel: Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom? Ross: I thought that was just a rumor. "There were times when it wasn't even me"-Rachel "Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?"-Joey Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking? Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'.... |