TOW The Birth
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction and fifty cents for each additional contraction
[everyone looks at her]
Rachel: What, it's okay when Chandler does it?
Chandler: You have to pick your moments.

Monica: I want a baby.
Chandler: Mmm, not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
Chandler: Oh, okay, 'cause we never do that.

Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: What is it? Is there something unfundamentally unmarriable about me?

"Hi Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm Your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum"-Monica