| TOW The Breast Milk |
| Ross: It's breast milk. Phoebe: So? Rache: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person! "Okay, these were unbelievably expensive and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist."-Monica [about some baby Nike sneakers she bought for Ben] Rachel: You were with Julie? Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing lead to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping. Rachel: Oh! Oh my God. Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me. Rachel: Yeah, right. Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world. Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it. Monica: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it? Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship! Phoebe: You won't even taste it? Ross: No. Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk? Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it. "You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie"-Chandler Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you give that a chance, for me? Rachel: [crying] I'd do anything for you, you know that. Monica: [crying] I'd do anything for you. [they hug] |