| TOW Heckles Dies |
| Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is it tacky or what? We have to have this. Monica: Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps. Rachel: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool. Rachel: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone. Rachel: Okay, you win. Monica: Chandler, you're not gonna die alone. Chandler: Janice was my safety net, okay? And now I have to get a snaked. Phoebe: Uh-huh. Why is that? Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout! "Okay, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. GO INTO THE LIGHT,MR.HECKLES!"-Phoebe Rachel: Have you ever seen so much crap? Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. Rachel: You're not gonna end up alone. Phoebe: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone! Monica: You made it! Phoebe: You're there! Rachel: You are ready to make a committment! Chandler: Whoa! Dont know about that yet. Monica: Did you know that I'm allergic to shellfish? Rachel: Well then you'll just have to eat other lamps. "I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!"-Monica |