| TOW Phoebe's Husband |
| Rachel: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart,Julie's so wonderful. Monica: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it. Rachel: Ooh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know thats what I had to go, I just have to get over it. Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know,special? Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. Phoebe: Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He's skating at the Garden tonight. He's in the Capades. Joey:The Ice Capades? Chandler: No, no, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls...funny! "I...I don't...I don't understand. How can you be straight? I mean, you're....you're so smart, and funny, and you throw such great Academy Award parties"-Phoebe "Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?"-Monica Rachel: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see. Ross: What's wrong with people having sex? Rachel: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lightning's always unflattering. And Monica, help me out here. Monica: Hell, I wanna see Joey. |