| TOW Five Steaks and An Eggplant |
| Rachel: Who gave you that hickey? Monica: That would be the work of a blowfish. Rachel: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours? Monica: Yeah, ours pretty much sucked. OH, but, I did run into little Stevie Fisher. Remember him? Rachel: Oh yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, hows his dad? Ross: Hey Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? Chandler: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number. Ross: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr.Roper calls again? Phoebe: No, uh uh, no way. I'm sorry, not gonna happen. Chandler: Whoa, whoa prom night flashback. "I'm just gonna pass on the concert, 'cause I'm just not in a very Hootie place right now"-Phoebe "Leon, Leon. Shh! Guys. [they quiet down] Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. Okay. [hangs up] I just got fired"-Monica Monica: I'm at work, orindary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti sauti sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef and guess who got the job. Joey: If it's not you, this is a horrible story. Monica: Fortunately, it is me. And, they made me the head of purchasing, thank you very much. Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. Y'know, someplace nice. Waiter: You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss? Rachel: OK, I will have uh [whispers] the side salad. Waiter: [whispers] And what will that be on the side of? Rachel: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water? |