| TOW The Baby On A Bus |
| Rachel: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh! Phoebe: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money. Rachel: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." Phoebe: Really? From who? Rachel: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite. Ross: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr.Crankypants. Chandler: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl; kinda moody. "But...but this is my gig. This is where I play. My..my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk"-Phoebe Joey: Uh...uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns? Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby? Joey: You got a better idea? Chandler: All right, call it in the air. Joey: Heads. Chandler: Heads it is. Joey: Yes! Whew! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something. Joey: Right. Okay, okay, uh...ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? Monica: He hates me. My nephew hates me. Ross: Come on, don't do this. Monica: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then? Chandler: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat. |