| TOW Ross Finds Out |
| "Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everythings fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure"-Rachel Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. You wanna work out? I can remake you. Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time. Monica: Please? Chandler: All right, Okay all right. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home. Monica: Come on, give me five more. Five more. Chandler: No. Monica: Five more...and I'll flash you. Chandler: One...two....two and a half.Okay, just show me one of them. "What? You're, uh, you're....you're over me? When...when were you....under me?"-Ross Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea? Phoebe: Um...hm. Joey: This man is my god! Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop. Chandler: Okay, stop. Monica: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. |