| TOW The List |
| Rachel: Oh my god. Monica: Oh my god good? Rachel: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth. Rachel: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have lots of kids and dig stuff up together." Phoebe: No offense, but that sounds nothing like her. "Oh, I do not have chubby ankles!"-Rachel "Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat, Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] Hey, what's that?"-Rachel "When somebody does not buzz you in Ross, that means go away. That doesnt mean please climb up the fire escape."-Rachel "Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you , Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!"-Rachel [to Monica] "Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down"-Rachel "Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle"-Phoebe "Oh, I know. This must be so hard! "Oh no! Two women love me. They're both goregous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamon shoes are too tight!"-Chandler "Oh, this is what evil must taste like!"-Phoebe "I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like a hundred times. You know, for a hot line you're not so hot. What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?"-Chandler Monica: There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. Joey: Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked? Monica: There's an ad for a naked chef? Joey: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... Ross: No, no,wait, ok, ok, look at the other side. Look at Julie's column. Rachel: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress? |