TOW Russ
Phoebe: Ok, so, you know what you're doing, right?
Rachel: Uh....waitressing?
Phoebe: Well, yeah, but....no. I mean, umm...doesn't...doesn't Russ remind you of someone?
Rachel: [looks at Russ] Huh, Bob Saget?
Phoebe: [looks at Russ] Oh, yeah! No,no,no,no.

Ross: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a...a drink in his hand.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooo, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, "Okay, I was so wasted," or "Oh, we were so bombed," or um, oh, oh "So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut..."

Chandler: Hey, would you sleep with someone to get a great job?
Rachel: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Chandler: Me.
Rachel: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Chandler: It's my game. You want the job or not?

Phoebe: Oh, my, oh!
Ross: What? What's wrong?
Phoebe: I, ok...
Monica: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
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