| TOW The Lesbian Wedding |
| Sandra: There's an attractive nude man playing the cello! Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument. Sandra: You have some life here, sweetie. Rachel: I know. And I know you and daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and didn't get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything but, this is so much better for me, you know? Sandra: I do know. You didn't love Barry and I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and think 'This is what I want.' Rachel: For me? Sandra: Well, not just for you Rachel: Well what do you mean? Sandra: I'm...uh...considering leaving your father. [Rachel is stunned and Monica walks in] Monica: Okay, tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian Wedding...Chicken Breasts. Rachel: Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick. Monica: What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. Monica: Isn't there any way you could look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing this to be more like you. Rachel: Well, then, couldn't she have just copied my haircut? Chandler: You know when my parents were getting divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case, it's true! "There's more alcohol, right?"-Rachel Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you would expect me to be there. Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian lover ever. Monica: This is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck. Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks. "Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten"-Mrs.Green Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got twelve hours and thirty-six minutes left! Move, move, move! Chandler: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles. Monica: Joey, speed it up! Joey: I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're reluctant to get in the blanket. Phoebe: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out. Monica: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry? Phoebe: Sir, No, Sir! Monica: All right you. Ross: What? No, I told you I was not a part of this thing. Monica: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called "Pigs in Ross." All right, ball a melon. Chandler: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon? Joey: It just seems so futile, you know?All these women and....nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape and yet I cannot fly. Chandler: Well, now you understand how I feel every single day, okay? The world is my lesbian wedding. |