| TOW The Prom Video |
| "Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight and shining...oh no"-Jack Geller Phoebe: Hang in there, it's gonna happen. Ross: What? Okay, now how do you know that? Phoebe: Because she's your lobster. Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere. Phoebe: Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around in their tank, you know, holding claws like... "Oh! Okay, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right [in a man's voice] "Dude, Eleven O'Clock: Totally hot babe checkin' you out." That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now."-Phoebe Phoebe: Hey, Mon, what is this? Monica: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was, uh, a little bigger than. Chandler: Oh, I thought that was what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained. Joey: What is with your nose? Rachel: They had to reduce it because of....of my deviated septum. Chandler: Okay, I was wrong. That's what they used to cover Connecticut! Mrs.Geller[on video]: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica? Monica[on video]: Over here, Dad. Mr.Geller[on video]: Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is! Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. Chandler: Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you? Mrs.Geller: You were fired? What're you gonna do? Mr.Geller: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little Harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go? Monica & Ross: In the bank. Mr.Geller: There you go.So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear] Monica: Anything larger back there? Rachel: Ross, there is no us, Ok. Ross: No, but... Rachel: No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, you know, it's, it's just not worth it again. Ross: Well, but, but... Rachel: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. Ross: E-except, except that what? Rachel: No, no, AC-ccept that. Ross: Oh. Chandler: Oh, this is excellent. He could've gotten me a VCR, he could've gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller. The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap! Phoebe: It's not that bad. Chandler: Oh, easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr.T collection Phoebe: Chandler.... Chandler: [imitating Mr.T] I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry. I do! I do! I pity the fool...[turns around and see Joey standing there] Hi......... [The gang had just watched the prom video and Rachel's date had not almost shown up and Ross was going to take her, all dressed in his dad's tux. But as he goes down the stairs, her date arrives.] Monica: I can't believe you did that. Ross: Well, yeah... [Rachel gets up, walks over to Ross at the door, kisses him passionately, and than they hug] Phoebe: See, he's her lobster! |