| TOW Ross and Rachel...You Know |
| "Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box."-Ross Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Chandler: Well, they were chair-shaped cows. They would have never survived in the wild. Chandler: Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up. Joey: What if we have to pee? Chandler: I'll cancel the sodas. Ross: Listen, have you ever been, uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and, uh, she started laughin'? Chandler: Yeah, but, uh, it was 1982 and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. Rachel: Just one cheek. Ross: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone. Rachel: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them. Ross: That's romantic. Rachel: C'mon touch it. Ross: No. Rachel: Oh, come on squeeze it! Ross: No. Rachel: Rub it. Ross: No. Rachel: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass? "You were worth the wait, and I don't mean just tonight"-Rachel Richard: I am going to look into your eyes now. Monica: Really. Richard: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up.... look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me...ok, your eyes look good. Those are good eyes. Monica: Good, they feel good, in my head. Richard: Yeah. Are we nuts here? Monica: I don't know, maybe.I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in. Richard: I didn't need to know that. I guess that 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. "Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up"-Chandler |