| TOW Eddie Moves In |
| "Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?"-Rachel [holding a furry pillow] Rachel: Well, you're not sixteen, we're both adults now! Monica: Get out you DUFUS! Rachel: Or ya know, he's rubber and you're glue. "Now I'm the mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller demension thing, Ok. So I'm just gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy [leaves for the bathroom]"-Rachel Phoebe: You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered. Chandler: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago. Joey: Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh? Chandler: Well, I like both eggs equally. Joey: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally.You like one better than the other and I wanna know which. Chandler: Well, what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and left. Did you really expect me to never find new eggs? Monica: Give me that. Ross: Okay. Monica: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking please with himself] Monica: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you, ever sinc-you been here,. Ross: Ow, ow, OK. Alright,alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright. Monica: I just can't stand you being here all the time. |