TOW Dr.Ramoray Dies
"Oh, please! That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, you know, meaningless animal sex...Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head!"-Rachel

Rachel: Ross, look. What you and I have is special. All Paolo and I ever had was...
Ross: Animal sex? Animal sex? So what're you saying? I mean, you're saying that, like, there's nothing between us "animal" at all? I mean there's not even like, um, a little animal? Not even...not even like...chimpmunk sex?

Richard: Shall we?
Monica: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Richard: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

Monica: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [goes into the bathroom]
Richard: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon, it's your turn. Oh c'mon, you know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
Monica: Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.
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