TOW Eddie Won't Go
Ross: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?
Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?

Chandler: Daaahh!
Monica: Aahhhh! Aahhhhh!
Chandler: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Monica: I wa-
Chandler: Uuh.

Rachel: This is like reading about my own life. I mean, this book could have been Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel.
Phoebe: I dont think it would've sold a million copies, but it would have made a nice gift for you.

Ross: What...what's that?
Joey: It's my VISA bill. "Envelope one of two" Oh, that can't be good.

Joey: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going on over there. But now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.
Chandler: So is he housetrained, or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay! Good..Stay! Good fake dog.

Monica: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Rachel: Yeah, you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
Monica: And his puppet too.

Rachel: Ok, ok, ok moving on, moving on, next question. Okay number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Okay, number 30.
Monica: Woah woah woah, let's go back to number 29.
Rachel: Not uh, not to my recollection.
Monica: Huh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Rachel: Only 'cause you took up half the circle.
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