| TOW Old Yeller Dies |
| Rachel: I don't know, you tell me! One minute I'm holding Ben like a football. The next thing I know, I've got two kids and I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes! Ross: Well I'm sorry. I think about stuff. You know, I mean, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. Monica: Have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes...what am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. [Chandler and Joey run in] Joey: You know, one of these times you're really gonna be naked and we're not gonna come over. Monica: All right, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: Well how do you find clothes to fit that? Phoebe: What is happening to the world? I mean, because E.T. leaves, and...and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies... Richard: Charlotte who? Phoebe: With the web. The spider, she dies. She has babies and dies. Its like, you know: Hey, welcome home from the hospital. Thud. "Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pet's head off"-Phoebe "Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers...chicken and potatoes...what am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves."-Monica "Okay, what kind of sick snuff doggie film is this?"-Phoebe Rachel: Hey Pheebs, what do you got there? Phoebe: Ok, Love Story, Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment. Monica: Wow. All you need now is the killing fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a partay. |