| TOW The Bullies |
| "Ok, doggie get the ahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggie. [dog ignores the sandwich] Good doggie get the sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but not touch your sandwich, what does that say?"-Rachel "How could I take a job where I have to make something called "Laverne and Curly Fries"?"-Monica Rachel: What happened to, uh, MEG? Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is "get out before they go down" Joey: That is so not my motto. Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before? Ross: Yeah, sure. Joey: By someone besides Monica? Joey: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel? Monica: 'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my intials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it doesn, it's pretty exciting. Monica: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have a...a lot more than that today. You know what, I'm gonna do it. Joey: Do what? Monica: Put all my money in me. Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market. Monica: What's to know? Buy sell, high low, bears bulls...[on the phone] Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling store. Monica: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks? Rachel: I, I don't have it. Monica:But I need it. Otherwise I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs. Rachel: Nobody does honey. Rachel: Look at her. Chandler: Hi Monica. Joey: He-he-he, how's it going'? Phoebe: Hey nice boobs. |