| TOW The Two Parties |
| Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you. Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay? Rachel: Now I love you even more. Monica: I still have to invite Dillion and Emma and Shannon Cooper. Joey: Woah, woah, woah. Uh, no Shannon Cooper. Phoebe: Why not her? Joey: Cause she...uh...she steals stuff. Chandler: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back. Monica: Joey, that is horrible! Joey: Hey I liked her, all right? Maybe...maybe too much. I don't know, I guess I just got scared. Phoebe: I'm sorry, I didn't know. Joey: I didn't think anyone'd buy that! Okay! Rachel: Listen honey,can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna go talk to Mom for awhile. Ross: Okay. Do you have any idea for openers? Rachel: Uh...let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter," and you should be okay. "Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarasing memory. Oh and I do ask that when you're not using the markers you put the caps back on them because they will dry out." " Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on.You wanna push the caps until you here them click. Gunther, where are you going?" Monica: Joey, they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See. Honk honk. Chandler: Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns. "My parent happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours."-Rachel |