| TOW The Chickenpox |
| "So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?"-Rachel Phoebe: No, he's my submarine guy. He surfaces like every couple of years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay! Rachel: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time? [Chandler has a bite in his mouth and is frustrated that he can't make a joke about Rachel's comment] Monica: That'll teach you to lick my muffin. Joey: Well, see, when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does. Chandler: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes. Joey: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Kare, are thinking of having a third kid. You know what? Just did! Chandler: All right, so I can't fire Joseph. But, uh...I can sleep with his wife! Joey: Karen! Chandler: Yeah Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did. Joey: Huh? What the hell are you doing to me, man? Chandler: Oh, well, it's not me, it's my character "Chandy". Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler!In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer! Joey: Really? Chandler: No, Freakshow! She's fictional! Ross: Oh look! A low budget puppet show! Phoebe: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm showing up. Richard: Are you remaking the bed? Monica: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine. Richard: Then, you're redoing it because... Monica: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy. Richard: You're pretty much running that risk either way. Monica: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner. Richard: Oh, well that's not so crazy. Monica: I'm just easing you in. Richard: Oh, alright. Monica:Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me anymore do you? Richard: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more. Monica: Really? Wow, well then come on. I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point. |