| TOW Barry & Mindy's Wedding |
| "I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous."-Rachel Barry: [enters] Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now. Rachel: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep saying that it is good to see me up and about? Mindy: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of...insane. Rachel: Insane! Mindy: ...From syphillis. Rachel: What?! Barry: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on. Phoebe: Oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night.Someone get a little action? Chandler: I may have. Monica: Woo-hoo! Stuf! Ross: What's she look like? Chandler: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the Internet. Monica: Woo-hoo! Geek! "Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum"-Chandler Joey: Come on, Chandler! I want this part so much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone. Chandler: Joey, no means no! Richard: You really need the bassinet? Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you, do you not see kids in our future? Richard: Oh hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kid's going off to college and our lives can finally start. Monica: Uh-huh. Richard: Look I want you, now. Monica: That's great. You know we dont need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. Monica: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one. Richard: God. I love you. Monica: I know you do. Me too. So what now? Richard: I guess we just keep dancing. Phoebe: You know what I think is so great is that you're totally into this person, and yet for all you know, she could be ninety years old and have two heads...it could be a guy. Chandler: 'Kay, it's not a guy. I know her. Phoebe: It could be like a big, giant guy. "If you don't meet her now you're going to be kicking yourself when you're eighty which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip!"-Phoebe Monica: Joey, you know, maybe you're just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on. Joey: Yeah, that makes sense. "Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser. That's like...like, Mother Theresa, not a good mother"-Joey |