| TOW The Princess Leia Fantasy |
| Rachel: No way! The most romantic song ever was The Way We Were. Phoebe: Uh, see, I...I think the one Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss. Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs? Phoebe: [singing] Hold me close, Tony Danza [Joey's watching Wheel of Fortune, the letters read OUNT RUSH ORE] Joey: This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore! Chandler: You know you should really go on this show. [shown later] Chandler: Oh and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore. Joey: Yeah? Then who's the guy who painted the faces on the mountain? Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigarette butts out on the terrace... Phoebe: Oh, okay, that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, this high squeaky sound, so I thought, okay, it's, like, a mouse or possum. But then I realized, like, okay, where would a mouse or possum get the money to make the phone call? Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what? She's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? Joey: There you go! There's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? Alright, who's first? Huh? Ross? Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy. So I say we all just be adult about it and accept her. Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B, alright? "Princess Leia was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool."-Ross Joey: Does it have to be the whole day? Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me. Joey: Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room. Monica: God, look what I found in the drain. Rachel: What?! Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this? Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one. Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him. Ooh! [drops the hair into Ross's cereal] Phoebe: Ooh. Ooh. It looks like, like a tiny person drowning in your cereal. Monica: God, what is wrong with me? Ross: You need to get some sleep. Monica: I need to get some Richard. Ross: Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter. Rachel: Mon. Hi! Monica: Hi. Rachel: Why aren't you at work? Monica: Oh they-they sent me home. Rachel: Why? Monica: Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon. Ross: Okay. Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep honey. Monica: I know I do. Phoebe:Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything. Monica: All right, I'll try not to. Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, you're in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky... Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake? Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees.. Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine. Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just you know, the-the loverly waterfalls and the, the tickling fountains... Monica: Okay,this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee. Mr.Geller: Since when did you start smoking cigars? Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad? Mr.Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. I saw Richard. So, how are you doing? Monica: I'm fine, just a little tired. I'm okay. How's Richard doing? Mr.Geller: You don't wanna know. Monica: No I really, really do. Mr.Geller: Well, he's doing terrible! Monica: Really! Mr.Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. Monica: You're not just saying that are you? Mr.Geller: No, the man is a mess. Monica: Was he crying? Mr.Geller: No. Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left so he could cry? Mr.Geller: Maybe. Monica: I think so. |