| TOW No One's Ready |
| "Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!"-Chandler "Look at me, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"-Joey Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume--unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep. Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep. Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days. Joey: Alright-they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. Chandler: Taste it. Joey: Yep, it's fat! I drank fat! Chandler: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago. "You guys, you know what? You know what? It doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops"-Ross Ross: Look, I don't care! It starts at eight. We can't be late. Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait. "Has somebody been drinking my fat?"-Monica Rachel: You guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear? Phoebe: I don't know,you might be the first one. Chandler: What are you doing? Joey: Well, you said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions. Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair! Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence. Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing right now? Joey: Because, um, I'm not wearing any underwear right now. Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? Joey: It's a rented tux. Okay, I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues. Phoebe: Rachel didn't have anything that I liked, but she had this Christmas ribbon and I thought, alright, fine, I'll be political. Chandler: What are you supporting? Phoebe: Duh! Christmas. "You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"-Chandler Ross: Look, what...what can I do to show you how much...how much I want you to be there? Joey: You could drink the fat. Ross: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation. Richard: "Monica, it's Richard. Call me." Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?! Ross: It's old, definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep? Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back? Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did? Monica: Huh? Ross: I....got....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. [Rachel starts to go into Monica's room with her but Ross goes in and puts Rachel in her room to get dressed] There we go, there we go. Monica: I called him. All: Nooo. Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy? Phoebe: Well how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place. Monica: Here I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys and you can tell me if it was breezy enough. Joey: Monica, how are you going to do that? Monica:I know the code to his answering machine. Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!! Monica: "Hi, uh, Richard, it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something I don't know." Noo!!! Phoebe: How did you do that? Monica: I don't know! Machine: Good-bye. Monica: Noo!! Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company...or they could just change the message. Maybe they can change his number. Phoebe: Yeah, I think after this he'll be doing it himself. Ross: Well, hello, you look great. Phoebe: Thank you. I know though. Ross: You see this? This is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe, you, uh, you are my star. Phoebe: Ah. Well, you're my lucky penny. "Alright, I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men"-Chandler, after reading a Cosmo in the bathroom |