| TOW The Metaphorical Tunnel |
| Ross: Are you intrigued? Chandler: You're flingin-flangin right I am! Phoebe: Well, it was just...it was all so crazy, you know? I mean, Chandler was in the closet counting to 10, and he was up to 7, and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See? All of it. Joey: Yep, that's my audition. Monica: See? This is why I keep notepads everywhere. Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play. Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his...Barbie. What's, ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbie? Carol: He picked it out at the toy store all by himself. He loves it. Susan: He carries it everywhere. It's like a security blanket except with ski boots and a kicky beret. Ross: Yeah, it's....it's....it's cute. Why....why...why does he have it, again? Susan: So he has a doll--so what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business. "He's so lucky. If Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now"-Rachel Monica: I gotta go to work. Has anyone seen my left boob? Joey: I love that movie. Ross: Guess who's here! It's the toughest guy in toyland, Ben. A real American hero! I'm G.I. Joe! Drop the Barbie, drop the Barbie. Rachel: G.I. Joe? You really think he's gonna fall for that? Joey: G.I. Joey? Cool! Can I play? "Oh you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you"-Monica |