| TOW Frank Jr |
| "Well, actually Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here, it's a thing. [takes her cup and goes back inside]"-Rachel Chandler: Hey-ey-ey. So what happened? Did a forest tick you off? Joey: No. Ya know how we're always saying we need a place for mail? Chandler: Yeah? Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step. Chandler: You're building a post office? Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we get to sleep with, and the other one can't get mad. Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities. Monica: So Chandler....who's on your list? Chandler: Uh, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth and, ah, Jessica Rabbit. Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon...and way out of your league? Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eye to pop out of her head. Rachel: Oh I don't know. I guess...Chris O'Donnell, John F.Kennedy Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson. Ross: Spiderman? Rachel: Hardy Boy. Chandler: Peter Parker. Ross: Thank You. Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya? Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! If you get me, you kill me! Monica: It's beautiful! It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was! Whoa! What are you going in there for? Chandler: What, like a number? Ross: Okay, I'm done with my choices. These are final. Rachel: Well, it's about time. Joey: Oo, very official. Ross: Oh, yeah, well, ya know, Chandler printed it up on his computer. Monica: And who laminated it? Ross: That was me. Rachel: All right, let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley, Michelle Pfieffer, and...Dorothy Hamill? Ross: Hey, it's my list. Rachel: Okay, honey, you do realize that she only spins like that on ice. Joey: Maybe my ruler is wrong. Phoebe: Maybe all rulers are wrong. Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her? Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me. Monica: Rach? Are you really gonna let him do this? Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossilini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn. Monica: Why, what's wrong with my bathroom floor? Joey: Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all. Monica: I can't live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? Monica: I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor. [Joey puts the toilet brush and holder over the hole which is in the middle of the floor] Joey: Eh! There you go. Monica: You know that's nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon! |