| TOW The Flashback |
| "Oh, um, no, no, no, no, excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and I um ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don't think this is"-Rachel Chandler: You okay? Monica: Phoebe moved out. Chandler: Right. Monica: I don't understand, I mean am I so hard to live with, is this why I don't have a boyfriend? Chandler: Noo!!! You don't have a boyfriend because....I don't, I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend. Monica: Well, I think so. Chandler: Oh-ho, come here [hugs her] Listen, you are one of my favorite people and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. [continuing to hug her] Umm, this is nice. Monica: I know, it is isn't it? Chandler: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton? Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too. "Yeah, you know how I have you guys? Well she doesn't have any close friends that are just hers. But, but last week she met this woman at the gym--Susan something--and they really hit it off and I think it's gonna make a difference"-Ross Monica: Where's your bed? Phoebe: It's not in the apartment? Oh no. I can't believe this is happening again. Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over. Phoebe: Oh no! Why? Ross: 'Cause Carol's a lesbian and, and I'm not one. And apparently it's not a mix and match situation. Phoebe: Hey do you think that Susan person is her lover? Ross: Well I do now! "Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I had been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention, or I'd...had a uterus"-Ross Monica: I don't understand, I mean am I so hard to live with, is this why I don't have a boyfriend? Chandler: Noo!! You don't have a boyfriend because...I don't, I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend. Monica: Well, I think so. Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. Listen, you are one of my favorite people and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate? Chandler: You betcha! Monica: Is it the Italian guy? Chandler: Umm-mm, yeah right! Monica: He's so cute. Chandler: Oh yes, and that's what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be reffered to as the funny one. Monica: Oh look, the pool table's free. Rack 'em up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt. Chandler: Okay, but after that, we're shootin' some pool. |