| TOW The Racecar Bed |
| "If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best"-Chandler Ross: Hey--when you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie. Monica: I was always Joanie. Joey: Question. Was, ah, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood? "Ya know, in England, this bed would be on the other side of the store"-Phoebe "Uh Monica, it feels weird, ya know. Chandler's your friend. Oh! Oh my God! Alright, take this bed. You can make other friends"-Phoebe Ross: We? Rachel: Are, uh, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night. I hope that's okay. Ross: Oh shoot, tomorrow's not so good, I'm supposed to, um, fall off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry. Monica: When did I sign for it? Phoebe: When I was you! You know what? It's all Joey's fault, 'cause he left his nose open! Monica: Did you make brownies today? Chandler: Okay, well if this bed isn't new, then how come there's plastic on the mattress? Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. Janice: Oh, I can not believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses. Monica: I know! And fourt ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves! And I am appaulled for you by the way. |