| TOW The Giant Poking Device |
| Rachel: And all these people actually died? Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair. That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, ya know. It's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives. Rachel: Phoebe, you're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. Phoebe: Alright, fine, fine. But if you're my next victim, don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set. Rachel: I promise. Phoebe: Although, don't feel like you can't visit. Joey: If the Homosapiens were, in fact, "Homosapien", is that why they're extinct? Ross: Joey, homosapiens are people. Joey: Hey, I'm not judging. "Oh yeah. Ya know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it"-Rachel "Okay. If you're alive, answer your phone!"-Phoebe Joey: Ugly Naked Guy still looks awful. Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger, too, to bring something down that big. Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. We're gonna do something fun. Okay. Wheee! Whee!! Rachel: So we're okay, we're okay, we're okay! There's a bump, there's a bump. Monica: Oh my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! Okay, we're gonna need a distraction. Monica: The second that Ross walks through that door, I want you to take him back into your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go...rwhee!!! Rachel: Or. We could put a hat on his head. Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat. Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke. [they advance the giant poking device] Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, we're approaching the window [it cuts to Ugly Naked Guy] Thread the needle, thread the needle. [they thread the needle, start poking at him until he stirs] Phoebe: He's alive! He's a-live!! Monica: And yet, we're still poking him. Joey: Okay, retract the device, retract the device. Ross: He does not look happy. Rachel: Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device. Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here buddy! |