| TOW All The Football |
| "From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home Saturday nights watching Ready Set Cook!"-Chandler to Joey Monica: Losers walk! Ross: Yeah, losers talk! Chandler: No, no, no, actually losers rhyme! "Cheater, cheater, complusive eater!"-Ross to Monica Joey: [to Chandler] Nice try. [to Margha] See, the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from. "Guys! Guys! Come on! It's Thanksgiving; it's not important who wins or loses. The important thing is [to Joey] the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!"-Chandler Monica: Because the winner gets this! Ross: The Geller Cup! Chandler: Is everybody seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four? Everybody else: Yeah. Chandler: Okay, good. Rachel: We should definitely play football more often. Maybe there's like a league we could join or something. Phoebe: Isn't there a national football league. Chandler: Yes, yes there is. They play on Sunday and Monday nights. Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights. Monica: Losers walk! Ross: Yeah, losers talk! Ross: Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater! Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica: Y'know what, that's fine, maybe you haven't grown up, but I have. Ross: Oh-ho okay. Monica: Dead leg! Monica: Whoa! Whoa!Tackled by a girl! Bet ya don't see that everyday, do ya? Ross: Whoa! Whoa! What's with the tackling? Monica: What?! I just touched him and he went over. Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough. Ross: Let go! Let go! Monica: Let go! I'm a tiny woman. |