| TOW Rachel Quits |
| "It's like night of the living dead Christmas trees"-Chandler Monica: You broke a little girl's leg? Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay. Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly where you around ten-ish? Rachel: Huh. Well you know that's actually a really good idea, because that way they'll be closer to the mugs. You know what? You should have the other waitresses do that too. Gunther: They already do. That's why they call it the "tray spot." Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that. I sorta just thought it was, like, a club they went to. Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys? Joey: Well, they go into the chipper. Phoebe: Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds? Monica: All right, I'll take one box of the mint treasures; one and that's it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember, Dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all? Ross: Uh, no Mon. Dad had to buy every one of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time, why don't I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph's. Monica: No. Ross: Oh, come on, now you know you want 'em. Monica: Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do this. Ross: I'll tell you what Mon, I'll give you the first box for free. Monica: Oh God! I gotta go! Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross. Ross: Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz and sold over 2,000 boxes. Monica: Ross, put me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures? Ross: Ah, we're out. I sold them all. Monica: What? Ross: Monica, I'm cutting you off. Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it's no big deal, all right, I'm-I'm cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes! Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck. Monica: Oh God! |