| TOW Chandler Can't Remeber Which Sister |
| Monica: You're going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? Phoebe: Well, he's very charming. Monica: I know, he's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. Phoebe: Well, you're just going to have to try. Joey: How many of these did you have? These are pure vodka! Chandler: Yeah, Jello just like Mom used to make. Monica: [regarding Mark] Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, you know what? When he left I actually used the phrase "hummina-hummina-hummina-" Ross: Thats excellent. Monica: How are ya feelin'? Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it. Chandler: Veronica! Look, it's got to be Veronica--the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat. Monica: That was me. Chandler: Oh. Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get a little overly friendly, and I'm sorry. Monica: That's okay. Rachel: That's all right. Ross: That's okay. Monica: Stick out your tongue! Chandler: Take off your shirt! " ' Why don't you call him?' Well, thank you very much! You know now he is going to prep her, ya know, prep her--as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!"-Ross Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling. Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor. Monica: He took up the carpet,and now you can hear everything. Phoebe: Why don't you go up there and ask him to 'step lightly, please?' Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him. |