| TOW All The Jealousy |
| "Oh please, Ross this was so obvious! It was just like you were marking your territory. I mean you might as well have just come in here and peed all around my desk!"-Rachel Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliche. Why don't you guys get a magician? Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then alright. "Hello? Hi! Yeah, listen, I-I'm in need of a stripper, and I was told that you do that. [listens] Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? [listens] So, would I, would I have to provide the grapes?"-Chandler Rachel: Where ya going? Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben. We've got a play date this afternoon. Rachel: Oh? With who? Ross: Oh, just this woman I met at the party last night. Rachel: There was a woman at the....the stripper? Ross: Yeah. Rachel: You have a play date with the stripper? Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. Rachel: Well, there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours, ya know? Chandler: Yeah. Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper. "Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgement about me."-Monica |